Now, for the first time, you can purchase the first of The University of South Florida's salutatory series, The Sounds of Cooper Hall. Enjoy quintessential Cooper Hall sounds such as:
"You Saw a Blue Uncircumcised Penis?" "No, no, it was circumcised!"
"And Like, Only White Anglo-Saxons are Worthy..."
"Just a Friend", performed by twelve shouting Theta Chi brothers
"And Like, Only White Anglo-Saxons are Worthy..."
"Just a Friend", performed by twelve shouting Theta Chi brothers
A Girl Speaking What Appears to be Middle English in a Condescending Parent-to-Child Like Tone in a Thick European Accent
And more!
For the low, low price of $14.95, you get USF's Sounds of Cooper Hall on compact disc or digital download. Call now and get a bonus gift! In addition to these great tracks, you'll also get a very special introduction performed by the Socrates Sophist Group, a group of philosophy majors who take off their shoes and stand on tables in a supposed effort to bestow one half semester's worth of philosophical wisdom non philosophy majors could only dream to possess. You'll get these great hits, a special introduction, and, if you call within the next fifteen minutes, we'll even throw in the best of The Cooper Hall Crazies: Ten Nonsensical Prayers, Sermons, and Speeches as performed by only the most evangelical of Cooper Hall's quirky patrons.
BUT WE'RE NOT FINISHED
All of this can be yours for the low, low price of $14.95, BUT, be caller number four and you'll also receive:
A black tank top
A cowboy hat
A knife
A puppy
And a copy of USF's Big Book of Bull Puns- Un-believ-a-BULL-y clever reading for every USF student!
A cowboy hat
A knife
A puppy
And a copy of USF's Big Book of Bull Puns- Un-believ-a-BULL-y clever reading for every USF student!
A must have for all Cooper Hall patrons! Order now!
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